gaaaarth:

Thanks for crushing my dreams, you’re a pal. Oh, okay, well— there you go! There’s your answer, that’s where he’s been.

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It’s just what I do man. Wow thanks!

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anastasiaxreed:

I’m not that interesting, Colt. Hmm, nope. The only exciting thing that has happened to me lately was making out with you and now I’m on a hit list. What about you?

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Well you interest me, so that’s all that matters. Oh really? Nothing new in life? And I got nothin.

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anastasiaxreed:

Yes, yes they are.

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Like you, so tell me, anything interesting going on with you lately, besides the whole Brigit thing?

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gaaaarth:

No, my facial hair grows too fast. I would have to re-dye it every week and that’s too much work for a joke. It’s not worth it. Then maybe I should ask you about him, because you’ve got me beat. I last talked to him like a week or two ago, I don’t even know.

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That’s true. I guess you’ll never fully become the true Valley girl you were meant to be. Oh he’s fantastic. I think he’s with Brittany somewhere.

 

anastasiaxreed:

Ugh, I don’t understand girls. And I am one.

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I don’t understand them either, but they are very interesting people.

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anastasiaxreed:

She cheated on you? And she’s mad at me for kissing you? And you’re broken up? That’s so fucked up.

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Yeah, I know. That’s why I don’t understand what her problem is.

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anastasiaxreed:

Well, she wants to break me in half.. What even happened between you two?

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We dated, she cheated on me, we broke up. That’s the extent of our relationship.

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anastasiaxreed:

Ex girlfriend, whatever. Brigit.

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Oh, she has no reason to get upset. She fucked up our relationship, not me. 

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lukefcktw:

Guess I live in the moment. 

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I guess you do. So are you gonna share that pizza or what?

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