Thanks for crushing my dreams, you’re a pal. Oh, okay, well— there you go! There’s your answer, that’s where he’s been.
It’s just what I do man. Wow thanks!
I’m not that interesting, Colt. Hmm, nope. The only exciting thing that has happened to me lately was making out with you and now I’m on a hit list. What about you?
Well you interest me, so that’s all that matters. Oh really? Nothing new in life? And I got nothin.
Yes, yes they are.
Like you, so tell me, anything interesting going on with you lately, besides the whole Brigit thing?
No, my facial hair grows too fast. I would have to re-dye it every week and that’s too much work for a joke. It’s not worth it. Then maybe I should ask you about him, because you’ve got me beat. I last talked to him like a week or two ago, I don’t even know.
That’s true. I guess you’ll never fully become the true Valley girl you were meant to be. Oh he’s fantastic. I think he’s with Brittany somewhere.
Ugh, I don’t understand girls. And I am one.
I don’t understand them either, but they are very interesting people.
She cheated on you? And she’s mad at me for kissing you? And you’re broken up? That’s so fucked up.
Yeah, I know. That’s why I don’t understand what her problem is.
Well, she wants to break me in half.. What even happened between you two?
We dated, she cheated on me, we broke up. That’s the extent of our relationship.
Ex girlfriend, whatever. Brigit.
Oh, she has no reason to get upset. She fucked up our relationship, not me.